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給盜竊狂以正義之錘

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掌握了證據

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排除所有感情

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用我的大炮

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來制裁

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這是我的正義

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是我的真理

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也是我的方便

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便利商店少女Z

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第一話 你是地下偶像吧

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想自己的盜竊行為被社長知道嗎？

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偷竊癖

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通過盜竊的緊張感和盜竊後的安心感

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來讓身心都產生快感

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屬於心理障礙的一種

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這個男人經營的便利商店

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盜竊率一直維持在全國前三

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本部開始追究責任

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男人開始了

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對盜竊狂的報復

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不好意思

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可以稍微占用你一點時間嗎

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善明堤鳴同學

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這家店經常發生盜竊問題

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請配合我們調查

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盜竊?

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你說我?

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這不是開玩笑嗎

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要是我被冤枉了

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我就去SNS之類的大肆宣揚

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這家店的名譽掃地的話

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大叔你可是要被炒魷魚的

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現在要是覺得搞錯的話我就原諒你

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等一下

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你不會要報警吧

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這不太好吧

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你又沒做什麼虧心事

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那就給我看看包裡有什麼

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這是我們店裡的商品呢

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沒有裝袋也沒有貼上標籤

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這種東西哪裡都有賣的吧

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你說你在別的店裡買的?

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我不是說了嗎

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既然沒有標籤那家店的袋子呢

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太礙事的就扔了

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那收據呢

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沒要呢

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很正常

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原來如此

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多謝你的配合

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浪費我時間

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什麼啊 不就是想看女生的行李嗎

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真差勁

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這次就原諒你了

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下次就…

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最後

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就請看看這個吧

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這個從來沒見過呢

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新商品?

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看起來很有趣

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等一下

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這是什麼 好好笑

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這個一定超好用

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但是不太想花錢呢

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這樣也不願意承認嗎

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好好 我一時鬼迷心竅了 對不起

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這就是認錯的態度嗎

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你有監控就早點說啊

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你的做法實在是太骯髒了

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做骯髒的事的人是誰

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你是地下偶像是吧

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被事務所知道盜竊也沒事嗎

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你知道我

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因為會來很多客人呢

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便利商店裡

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要是不想要警察來

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最少要聽我的話

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盜竊就是犯罪

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對你不反省自己的罪惡

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必須要教育一下

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不要 不要 騙人的吧

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什麼呀 原來是處女啊

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真的假的 快點拔出來

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痛死啦

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難以置信

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這種事真的難以置信

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快點拔出來

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真差勁

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這是犯罪

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警察

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要把你送到警察那

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把這個場景放到網路上更快呢

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這鏡頭下的你

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符合清純的偶像形象嗎

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你做的事

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就是背叛人們的行為

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到底誰是加害者呢

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怎麼 怎麼這樣 太過分了

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不要

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不要過來啊

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不要啊

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好痛

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不要動了

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我要射了

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什麼

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不行

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不要射

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放開我

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不要內射

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不行 不行啊

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不要 不要 拔出來

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拔出來

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不要 不要

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你射了啊

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真的

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不要

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給盜竊狂以正義之錘

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掌握了證據

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排除所有感情

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用我的大炮來制裁

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這是我的正義

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是我的真理

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也是我的方便

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不要 不要

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這個

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請都不會說嗎

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煩人

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你對我做的事 我不會忘的

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我不知道

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你說的是什麼我不知道呢

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你拿了商品對吧

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我都說了我不知道

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可以了嗎

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這是我嗎

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你是不是認錯人了

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怎麼看都是你吧

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別的攝影機也拍到了你進來的時候

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是這樣嗎

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是是 我知道了

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真不走運

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被發現了

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你說得好像不被發現就行了一樣

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這種事大家都在做

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大叔你也抓不住所有的小偷啊

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反而用攝影機讓我上鉤 從而逼問

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為什麼偏偏是我呢

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上回都放了你一馬了

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就洋洋得意了嗎

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那就

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請把衣服脫了

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你在說什麼

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我只是在調查是否藏了什麼東西

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開什麼玩笑 這種…

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果然年輕人的皮膚就是好

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內衣也乖乖脫了

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也有好好保養呢

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也有好好保養呢

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不愧是地下偶像

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腿也很細

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今後值得期待呢

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快點調查呀

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那就…

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騙人 在舔

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住手 你在幹什麼

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腦子有問題啊

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不要亂動

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不要 好噁心

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不行

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[我偷東西了。]

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所謂偷竊癖

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就是因為改不掉才叫偷竊癖的

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我什麼也沒做

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那就把包打開

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都說了不要了

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不要碰我

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上次都這麼慘了

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為什麼又要偷呢

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不知道

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這種事 我不知道

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是這麼做的嗎

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好熱 好噁心

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怎麼了

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難道有感覺了嗎

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不是這樣的

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這就是射精

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黏糊糊的黏在身上了

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今天就到這吧

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店裡也不希望再次出現盜竊了

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什麼啊

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明明什麼都不知道

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偷竊癖就是因為改不掉才叫偷竊癖的

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對不起

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這個還給你

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你也是真不長記性

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怎麼樣都行

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這種事

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最近偷東西的技術都很不細緻呀

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是嗎

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包的拉鏈也不拉

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偷的時候動作也很大呢

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你是想被抓嗎

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怎麼可能

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偷東西肯定會很小心的

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我也很小心的

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真的嗎

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你不是有什麼想做的事嗎

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不要 我不知道

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大叔真棒

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這樣抽插我真的喜歡

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喜歡

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我下週就從團隊畢業了

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是被開除了

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我已經無所謂了

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回過神來 我已經無法戒掉偷竊了

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但是我還來這家店的原因

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就是想這家店成為我的歸宿

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高潮了

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大叔 射在鳴的裡面吧

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翹課你也真厲害呢

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因為工作請假了

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今天是電視劇的試鏡

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試鏡已經過了十分鐘了哦

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是嗎

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再激烈一點

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好厲害 好深

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我喜歡這個肉棒

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肉棒 我還要…

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