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那是在我被公司开除后独自喝闷酒的晚上

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大叔

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来小姐吧喝一杯如何

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怎么收费

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稍等哦

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就是 三千元三十分钟畅饮

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好像是这样

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你说「好像」…

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怎么样

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平时的话是不会应下来的

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毕竟我不擅长跟女性对话 还容易紧张

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但那天感觉怎么样都无所谓了

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说实话 感觉跟我搭话的这个女生很可爱

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头脑也比较简单

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所以就没有了以往跟女生说话时的自卑感

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完全没有客人呢

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对吧

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这家店完全没有人气吧

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不会是一家敲竹杠的店吧

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不是啦 别这么说

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才没有那回事

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喝的呢 要点什么

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威士忌苏打吧

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好的

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诶 威士忌苏打是…

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威士忌

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诶

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威士忌苏打是用哪个

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威士忌 这个吗

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最初跟我想像的印象一样

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不用害怕能够正常对话

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这让我感到开心

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使得我时不时会来这家店

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那之后过了一个月多一点

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我还是跟之前一样到处晃着喝酒

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午后

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我去了常去的站式居酒屋

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欢迎光临 请随意找位置坐

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发现了她

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你好 再给我来杯乌龙威苏

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好的

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大叔

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我说啊 你听我说啊

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已经烂醉了

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貌似是因为那个吧雇佣18岁以下的员工

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被警察关照了

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就变成无业游民了

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那之后就乘着酒兴一起逛了几家店

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听着她的抱怨

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照顾着烂醉的她

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然后 现在变成了这个情况

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为什么会变成这样

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不做吗

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你会不会喝太多了

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没有喝多

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怎么了 不能和我做吗

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不是 你不是说你有男朋友吗

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又没关系 只是做一下罢了

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你说只是做一下…

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又没关系

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反正他也会在另一头跟别人做

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话说到底怎么回事啊 大叔你

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之前在店里不也是一直盯着我看吗

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诶

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诶什么诶 装啥傻

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况且大叔你这种不受欢迎的类型

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跟我这种漂亮妹子讲话一般不是都会紧张吗

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但跟我喝酒的时候 面对店里那些没我漂亮的女生

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你都会变得紧张

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你是觉得我很傻所以不会发现吗

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笨蛋就算是笨蛋并被当成笨蛋这种事我立刻就知道了

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全部被猜透了

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像我这样能这样正常接触你这种大叔的美女想要做了

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你就该用你手边的肉棒来满足我才对吧

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就随心所欲地贴上来才对啊

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所以说 要怎么办

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真的可以随心所欲吗

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不是已经在做了吗

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话说 你真的是喜欢腋下啊

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这个也暴露了吗

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好厉害

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我说 味道怎么样

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汗水和 怎么说呢

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动物的味道

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真够逗的

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不要太追究了

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好重的酒味

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多嘴 你才是

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酒臭味好重

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呐 不能这样啦

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不行吗

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呐 来 进来吧

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大叔

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还在射

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抱歉 射进去了

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算了 没事

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没事吗

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没事没事

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这样就打扫完成了

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才怪啦

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你说打扫…

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不过这不是什么该笑的事情

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但也久违地笑出来了

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好热

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喂 别偷懒

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好逊

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被我吓了一大跳啊

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你闷啥气啊

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因为火大

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哈?

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你这家伙生什么气嘛

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感觉好乏力啊

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在打扫的我才觉得乏力呢

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那是因为你违反校规了嘛

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也是

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话说你来这里做什么

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身为班长来帮助可怜的同学

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弄得浑身湿透了我可不管哦

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锵锵锵

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没事 下面穿着泳衣

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是嘛

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什么叫「是嘛」

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还有其他该说的话才对吧

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谢谢 班长

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很好

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呐 只剩那边了吧

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只剩那边了

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OK

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喂 跑起来的话

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搞砸了

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说了会滑倒的

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湿透了呢

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等等 老师要来了

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没事的

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老师说他要等到中午才会来

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真的吗

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真的

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真的不会来吗

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不会来的

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那我有想试的事情

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想试什么?

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来 可以喝哦

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想做的事情就是这个?

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嗯

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来呀 快点

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好喝吗

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想要续杯吗

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等等

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已经没有水了啦

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我说

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嗯?

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做吧

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嗯

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来吧

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更多

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更多点

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这个 不妙

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那里 好硬

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要射了

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要射了吗

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可以哦

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就这样射出来

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肚子饿了

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我也是

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结束后要一起去吃饭吗

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你请客我就去

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600元以内呐

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真的吗

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那我要去