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那是在我被公司開除後獨自喝悶酒的晚上

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大叔

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來小姐吧喝一杯如何

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怎麼收費

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稍等哦

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就是 三千元三十分鐘暢飲

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好像是這樣

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你說「好像」…

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怎麼樣

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平時的話是不會應下來的

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畢竟我不擅長跟女性對話 還容易緊張

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但那天感覺怎麼樣都無所謂了

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說實話 感覺跟我搭話的這個女生很可愛

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頭腦也比較簡單

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所以就沒有了以往跟女生說話時的自卑感

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完全沒有客人呢

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對吧

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這家店完全沒有人氣吧

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不會是一家敲竹槓的店吧

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不是啦 別這麼說

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才沒有那回事

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喝的呢 要點什麼

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威士忌蘇打吧

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好的

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欸 威士忌蘇打是…

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威士忌

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欸

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威士忌蘇打是用哪個

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威士忌 這個嗎

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最初跟我想像的印象一樣

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不用害怕能夠正常對話

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這讓我感到開心

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使得我三不五時會來這家店

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那之後過了一個月多一點

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我還是跟之前一樣到處晃著喝酒

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午後

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我去了常去的站式居酒屋

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歡迎光臨 請隨意找位置坐

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發現了她

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你好 再給我來杯烏龍威蘇

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好的

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大叔

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我說啊 你聽我說啊

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已經爛醉了

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好像是因為那個吧僱傭18歲以下的員工

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被警察關照了

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就變成無業遊民了

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那之後就乘著酒興一起逛了幾家店

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聽著她的抱怨

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照顧著爛醉的她

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然後 現在變成了這個情況

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為什麼會變成這樣

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不做嗎

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你會不會喝太多了

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沒有喝多

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怎麼了 不能和我做嗎

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不是 你不是說你有男朋友嗎

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又沒關係 只是做一下罷了

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你說只是做一下…

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又沒關係

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反正他也會在另一頭跟別人做

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話說到底怎麼回事啊 大叔你

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之前在店裡不也是一直盯著我看嗎

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欸

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欸什麼欸 裝什麼傻

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況且大叔你這種不受歡迎的類型

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跟我這種漂亮女孩講話一般不是都會緊張嗎

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但跟我喝酒的時候 面對店裡那些沒我漂亮的女生

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你都會變得緊張

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你是覺得我很傻所以不會發現嗎

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笨蛋就算是笨蛋並被當成笨蛋這種事我立刻就知道了

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全部被猜透了

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像我這樣能這樣正常接觸你這種大叔的美女想要做了

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你就該用你手邊的肉棒來滿足我才對吧

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就隨心所欲地貼上來才對啊

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所以說 要怎麼辦

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真的可以隨心所欲嗎

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不是已經在做了嗎

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話說 你真的是喜歡腋下啊

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這個也暴露了嗎

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好厲害

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我說 味道怎麼樣

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汗水和 怎麼說呢

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動物的味道

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真夠逗的

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不要太追究了

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好重的酒味

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多嘴 你才是

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酒臭味好重

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吶 不能這樣啦

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不行嗎

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吶 來 進來吧

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大叔

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還在射

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抱歉 射進去了

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算了 沒事

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沒事嗎

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沒事沒事

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這樣就打掃完成了

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才怪啦

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你說打掃…

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不過這不是什麼該笑的事情

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但也久違地笑出來了

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好熱

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喂 別偷懶

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好遜

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被我嚇了一大跳啊

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你悶什麼氣啊

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因為火大

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蛤?

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你這傢伙生什麼氣嘛

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感覺好乏力啊

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在打掃的我才覺得乏力呢

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那是因為你違反校規了嘛

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也是

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話說你來這裡做什麼

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身為班長來幫助可憐的同學

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弄得渾身濕透了我可不管哦

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鏘鏘鏘

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沒事 下面穿著泳衣

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是嘛

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什麼叫「是嘛」

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還有其他該說的話才對吧

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謝謝 班長

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很好

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吶 只剩那邊了吧

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只剩那邊了

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OK

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喂 跑起來的話

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搞砸了

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說了會滑倒的

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濕透了呢

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等等 老師要來了

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沒事的

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老師說他要等到中午才會來

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真的嗎

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真的

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真的不會來嗎

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不會來的

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那我有想試的事情

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想試什麼?

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來 可以喝哦

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想做的事情就是這個?

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嗯

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來呀 快點

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好喝嗎

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想要續杯嗎

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等等

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已經沒有水了啦

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我說

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嗯?

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做吧

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嗯

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來吧

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更多

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更多點

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這個 不妙

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那裡 好硬

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要射了

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要射了嗎

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可以哦

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就這樣射出來

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肚子餓了

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我也是

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結束後要一起去吃飯嗎

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你請客我就去

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600元以內吶

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真的嗎

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那我要去